where am I?

I sit in my uncomfortable desk
I look at the teacher
as the words pour out of his mouth
and slowly I begin to drift
soon my friends are gone
the classroom is gone
I am somewhere else
a place of waves crashing upon the rocks
and the majestic mountains surrounding me
in a place of a smelly fish smell
a strange language
and my youth pastor without his shirt on!
then my teacher suddenly jerks me into reality
by asking me the answer to #53
and I say.............
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4,994 (not real #)
cuz that's how far I am from this magical place
BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!!!!!
and this time there will be no undressed youth pastor! LOL!

Man, I just wanna GO!

note: if the part about the youth pastor sounds weird, that's cuz it was, but only in a funny way, not in a oh no way! LoL! What have you never seen your youth pastor without a shirt on?!